This was found on a website. They're true written answers given by kids in a bible test. Pastor mentioned it during sermon and we all found it hilarious. Spelling and grammar errors have been kept intact.
1. Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. Noah's wife was Joan of Ark. Noah built and ark and the animals came on in pears.
2. The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with unsympathetic genitals. Moses led the Jews to the Red Sea where they made unleavened bread which is bread without any ingredients. Afterwards, Moses went up to Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandos. Moses died before he ever reached Canada.
3. King Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
ROFL
